Sunday, October 9, 2011

A little Sunday Swing fer y'all. "The Swing Girls"

Here be a little sumthin t'start yur Sunday off with a great uplifting, foot tap'n beat. "The Japanese Swing Girls"

This one starts a little slow but definately picks up!!


"The Rabbi and the Cow".

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk.

The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask their wise rabbi, what to do. They told the rabbi what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.

When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side."

The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they had gotten the cow. "You are truly a wise rabbi," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?"

The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."


Subvet said...

Hmmm. Sounds like my first wife, but she was from Brooklyn.

Cookie..... said...

Hmmm, my one and only wife is frum Brooklyn!! I wunder if'n its in the drink'n water down there??

Subvet said...

Don't know if it's the water but I felt like I'd taken a vow of celibacy after our daughter was born. If the ex could have had me castrated as part of our divorce I've no doubt she'd have gone for it. The woman literally gave me nightmares for years.

How bad was it? I've told my present wife that if #1 ever showed up at our house I would just shoot through the door!